(cancelled) Untold Cabaret: The Story of a Sea Witch

Ella Heywood-Smith


Rating: M - Mature

In this campy, one-woman cabaret, this iconic witch steps into the spotlight to finally tell her side of the story. With a voice like velvet and vengeance, Urzula dives into her untold past through reimagined childhood classics and glitter-soaked ballads. Forget what you’ve heard, this isn’t that sanitised fairy tale. What really happened under the sea, and who broke Urzula’s heart? Through biting humour, nostalgic bangers, and a few devastating truths, the sea witch reclaims her narrative - tentacles, trauma, and all. Part villain origin story, part underwater fever dream, Untold Cabaret is for the misfits, the misunderstood, and anyone who knows the best characters are always a little wicked. Come for the songs. Stay for the sea witch. The water’s cursed and she likes it that way.

A digital illustration of a golden seashell necklace. The shell is centered against a purple background, appearing large and detailed with natural ridges and a symmetrical spiral design.  Artwork by Ella Heywood-Smith